Cooch
CRUISES
On Lake Couchiching, make it a vibe.
Step aboard the Cooch Cruise and instantly downgrade your responsibilities. Sunshine, cold drinks, good music, and even better company - this is your official excuse to do absolutely nothing… beautifully.
We’ll cruise the lake, anchor at Chiefs Island for a swim in the unreal clear waters, and let the good times float from there.
WARNING: Side effects may include laughing too much, losing track of time, and booking your next cruise before this one ends.
where we go
+ WHAT WE DO
The Plan (loosely speaking):
We leave from the Port of Orillia and head straight into “why don’t I do this more often?” territory (~35 mins).
We cruise Lake Couchiching, stopping at Chiefs Island, and drop anchor in a shallow, sandy-bottom cove perfect for a dip, a drink, or both (~1 hour). Then cruise back to the Port of Orillia (~35 mins).
No rush. No pressure. Just lake time done right.
THE COOCH
CRUISE + CREW
Your captain handles the boat.
Your bartender handles the important stuff.
Cold beers, easy cocktails, and non-alc options….and of course diet coke! All ready to go, all served with a smile and zero judgement.
You just sit back and pretend you planned this whole thing.
This isn’t a tour — it’s a floating hangout.
What to Expect:
A smooth ride
A swim stop in crystal-clear water
Music that sets the mood (not kills it)
And just enough structure to keep things easy, not rigid
We’ll get you out, get you refreshed, and get you back - sun-kissed and slightly smug about your life choices.
BOOK NOW
Whether you’re flying solo or rolling deep with your crew — there’s a spot for you on the Cooch.
Includes: 2-2.5 hours of a fun-filled tiki boat ride with a licensed bartender onboard.
INDIVIDUAL tickets:
Hop on, meet new people, and let the lake do the rest.
Weekday (Mon-Thurs): $100pp
Weekend (Fri-Sun): $125pp
Private cRUISES:
Your boat. Your people. Your rules (within reason).
Everyday: $650 per cruise
Perfect for: Birthdays, Bachelor(ette)s, “We deserve this” days, and more!